the padgeant

The Pageant is a romantic comedy
And a cultural foreign language film
The story is set around the adventures
Of 3 friends and business men who buy a club,
And find out that they have been tricked into
A property deal that robs them of the business.
In desperation they hatch a scheme to hold a beauty show
Invite city dignitaries and the property developers,
With the hope they will find a sponsor. They place an
Add in the national papers. That is misspells on publication
And find them selves they proud prompter of a black British
Beauty extravaganza contestants turn up from as far a field
The Shetland Isles with accents that cannot be understood.
And the fun starts.